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Fig.1: Atlético Dinosauria in their original triceratops formation. Note the focus on speed on the flanks, compensating for the lack of mobility in a defence-oriented midfield

Dominated the sport for many years, but were eventually troubled by more progressive mammalian teams. Never happy playing in cold conditions, Atlético Dinosauria disbanded some 66 million years ago after suffering an unusually heavy loss to the Chicxulub Impactors.
– Excerpt from The Annals of Football History, Volume 4: The Late Cretaceous

14th June 2018 By Mark Tagged With: dinosaurs, English

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